Today being the day before Thanksgiving, I feel a sense of tradition settling over the
Perhaps it's because I'm
I still have occasional vaginal discomfort just thinking about it.
I suspect that most
After the day when
Unfortunately, I'm still one for two.
Oh well, that's why God invented Benzodiazepine. A few more of these puppies and I should be all set for Thanksgiving, assuming that Bessie gets back in time for my sponge bath. One doesn't attend a dinner reeking of stale urine.
It just isn't done.