Wow, this new methamphetamine Dr. Morell
Most importantly, I'm sure I have to solution to this whole Iranian issue. And it's so simple!!! I don't know why nobody has thought of this before! Carrot Head is wasting all this time posturing our jets and aircraft carriers, but after 36 hours with no sleep, I penciled it out and this makes way more sense:
The way I see it, the first part of Iran's problem is that they live in the middle of the most godforsaken desert ever. It's mostly sand that bakes at 130º -- and that's when it cools down at night. The only thing that grows in that oven is the national debt, so those
The second part of my plan is rounding up those ISIS and other
My idea is to feed those ISIS types into wood chippers and then use them for fertilizer! Mulch them into the sand and presto, you've got farmland ready to go! Simple, isn't it? Best part is that you can throw
This is what I call a win-win-win situation. Iran grows more food. We eliminate a threat. And we save a ton of dough, too. You can buy those Merry Macs in bulk for a song.
I love this meth! Why didn't I get this stuff before? Why are my gums bleeding?