It's very cold outside, so I stayed inside in my favorite flannel bunny pajamas. The ones with the footies. One of the cable channels was having a "Wonder Woman" marathon, so I
Some time after the fourth episode, the one where Wonder Woman saves a nuclear reactor because men can't do it, Bessie brought in the mail. Dr. Morell says that it's okay for me to open the mail, because as long as there's nothing about the you-know-what or things that might upset me (like Bill's copies of "Biker Chicks"), I can avoid elevated blood pressures or those random episodes of violence. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that you can't have Paxel, Prozac and butcher knives in the same house. They just don't mix!
Anyway, one of the big envelopes was orange, so I guessed it was the tickets for Carrot Head's
Somewhere in the envelope were the tickets to the
I was so outraged that I had to take another Valium. The nerve of those people!!! Those seats were way at the back, probably next to John Lewis, that blabbermouth from Georgia, who NEVER stops talking. Bill and I used to go to the movies with him, but I finally put my foot down when he wouldn't stop yammering during a special Congressional screening of "Rocky." The whole time, he kept rooting for Apollo Creed, yelling at the screen that "Rocky's just another punk ass whitey." I had to tell him to sit down and shut up. It was so embarrassing.
Bill saw the tickets and his face lit up like a Christmas tree. He snatched them from me and disappeared, chirping something about an "eBay" or a "StubHub." Not sure what he meant, but as long as he stays away, I'm happy. Episode 16 of Wonder Woman is about to start! This is the one where she saves the world from Russian spies, because men can't.