Friday, January 20, 2017

January 20, 2017

Dear Diary,

Toady is the Inauguration and I look forward to a peaceful

I CAN'T DO THIS!!!

I CAN'T DO THIS!!!

I CAN'T DO THIS!!!

Dr. Morell doesn't answer his phone!  I'm completely out of both Xanax and Valium!

I CAN'T DO THIS!!!

THIS ISN'T FAIR!

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!  I DESERVED TO WIN!  I GOT MORE VOTES!

I'M NOT GOING!

LET GO OF ME, I'M NOT GOING!

NO!  NO!  NO!

WHO ARE YOU??  YOU'RE NOT SECRET SERVICE!!!

HEY, LET GO OF MY ARMS, I CAN'T

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