Is it me or has the whole world gone absolutely crazy? Today I heard that one of those circuit courts shit-canned Carrot Head's order to screen out
I didn't always feel that way, but recently I've had a change of heart, mainly because I'm sick and tired of watching all those disgusting TV commercials of little non-white people with flies on their faces. It's bad enough to have to watch that crap, but Jesus, do they have to play that sad violin music? And what's with the droopy-drawers actress reading the script with the crocodile tears? I can be in the middle of "I Love Lucy," laughing at that episode where Ricky discovers Lucy in the closet, and for no reason, this shit comes on ruins my whole morning. That sucks.
I don't know how much they pay those little kids to look into the camera and give us the
Well, that was difficult. But you know what I mean.
And while I'm on the subject, I'm getting pretty sick and tired of all those other commercials twisting my arm for 19¢ a day, too. It seems like every five minutes they're trotting out some kid missing a limb or two, hawking "an adorable blanket" in exchange for a check. I'm all for an armless kid getting a new lease on life, but if you ask me, the first thing they should teach those kids isn't how to hold out their artificial hands expecting a check. I find the whole thing in very poor taste.
If I were
Where's Dr. Morell's number? I think the Zoloft has triggered some moodiness.