Saturday, February 11, 2017

February 11, 2017

Dear Diary,

Not much happened today, which is fine, because I needed a rest. There's simply too much work to be done and darn it, I need to get back to work. Even Dr. Morell says that I should be up and around, but I can't even brush my teeth without downing a few Paxils, so I guess it's going to be the old "one day at a time" for this recovering warrior.

At times like these, I like to lay in bed and reflect on life.  What it means to be a woman, for example, and what I can do to further the cause for all women to break that glass ceiling.  I'm heartened by the progress Angela Merkel has made in almost brining Germany to knees in accommodating a more humane Europe.  I don't know one man who could inspire an entire nation to import thousands of rapists offer refuge to the downtrodden and tank its economy provide humanitarian comfort the way she has.  That takes real courage. I personally never cared for Angela.  You can't get too close to her, because those krauts eat a lot of sausage and don't brush their teeth as often as we do.

On the other hand, I'm more than a little curious about that Marine Le Pen over in France. She's a lot more like Carrot Head is here, making all kinds of noise about shipping immigrants back to their countries of origin.  She wants to deny them medical care and end citizenship by marriage, too, which Carrot Head hasn't threatened but actually doesn't seem like a bad idea to me.  Confidentially, why would anyone want to marry a dark person when we have plenty of light people here?

Even though I don't agree with Marine, I have to admit I admire her strength.  I think we need more strong, self-assured women.  I also like how she wears her hair: blonde, casually swept without being too severe.  It gives her an air of confidence that I find very sexy makes her very mediagenic.  And like a lot of European women, she can hold a cigarette and look at you with a smoldering gaze intelligence that can make your knees goo weak any reporter sit up with respect.

Marine also has those strong, piercing blue eyes.  I'm a sucker for blue-eyed blondes.  I bet she looks great in a full blown Nazi dungeon set can hold her own at any political summit.  She's sort of the bad boy of the European Union, which gets me completely wet serves younger girls as an alternative role model.  Not every woman wants to stay home and bake cookies, you know!  Some of us want to wear leather and ride motorcycles pursue careers and form public policy.

I have to stop now.  I'm feeling a little squishy.

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