Had a pretty good day, considering Bessie made the scrambled eggs too runny, which kind of grosses me out. She's been with us
Well, Podesta knows. That bastard.
I've never really liked John. He's just another party boy with a lumpy face. And he's from Arizona, just like Barry Goldwater, except that Goldwater had much better hair. John must be 80 by now and he still does that tasteless combover thing, which I'm sure makes him think he can pass for 79. Puh-leeze.
You should have seen the note he sent Bill. I was thinking it would be a congratulatory note about becoming
I suppose I feel a bit sorry for John, but anyone in the game knows you can't keep winning elections telling the same story about how little Chinamen kept zapping your nuts with a converted nine volt transistor radio. In my book, he's a hero, but apparently, other military people aren't that hot on him, either. He comes from a long line of army. Or Navy. I forget which. What I do know is that one time on a ship, his jet exploded and everyone scattered like roaches as shit exploded all over the deck. There's even a YouTube video of John jumping out of the plane. The footage is pretty fuzzy, so you can't tell if he's got a bottle with him or not, but you know where my money is on that one! Haha.
Well, John's getting old now. I hear he sleeps a lot and makes speeches in Europe about Carrot Head that nobody cares about. I'm pretty sure they show up for the free food. I mean, honestly, who goes to Munich to make a speech? Everyone knows you go to Munich for beer. See, that's the John McCain I know. Tee hee.