My goodness, what an exciting night! I normally don't watch the Oscars, unless I've
The only reason I got to see "La La Land" was that Clooney had a screener's DVD he sent me, but I fell asleep during the first song. I love musicals. My favorite -- for obvious reasons -- is the one about that guy in England who throws people into a meat grinder and makes pies out of them. True story! Sweeney something. I really should send Clooney a thank you note. He's got a nice face but is dumber than a pile of rocks.
I used to love watching the Academy Awards. Back then, everything was so glamorous, with stars who were
Between you and me, now this whole Oscar thing is looking less and less like a movie competition and more and more like an Affirmative Action program. I'm all for
That has nothing to do with movies.
Of course, everyone is talking about how they announced the wrong movie for best picture, but even Bill could tell the whole thing was planned -- and he's dumber than Clooney. They did the same thing Steve Harvey did -- on purpose -- so that they could reverse tanking ratings next year. So obvious!!!! It's like people who watch NASCAR races, hoping that they won't miss another spectacular crash like the one last year. I know what I'm talking about. I raised a lot of money out west.
Those Hollywood Jews are smart.