Thursday, March 23, 2017

March 23, 2017

Dear Diary,

Lately, I've been able to follow a little more politics without my blood pressure spiking too high, which Dr. Morell says is a good sign.  The Valsartan was a wise choice, because it not only dropped my numbers, but it's available as a generic, which is important now that the Clinton Foundation is kind of on the ropes.  I still don't get to watch too much political news on television, but every once in a while I watch reruns of "The Bachelor," which is about as much reality as I can handle right about now.  The girls on that show are so yummy.

I did, however, manage to catch a snippet today about how Chuck Schumer was planning to filibuster the nomination to the Supreme Court of that Gorsuch fellow.  Personally, I thought Gorsuch did a good job in front of the Inquisition Senate committee.  His hair was combed nicely, but I guess a few of those bleeding heart bitches the Democrats had their issues with him, especially that Schumer fellow.

I have to be honest with you, diary.  I never liked Chuck Schumer.  Nobody does. And not because he's one of those whiny New York Jews his hair plugs are so awful of his political views.  The main reason I don't like him is that the man can't stop talking even when he has nothing to say.  All he does is talk, talk, talk.  And nobody ever listens.  His own dog doesn't even listen to him.  I think he owns a little schnauser that shits all over his rugs at home and all Chuck can do after it takes a dump on the Persian is chase after it while yelling, "This is not acceptable!  This is not acceptable!"  As if the mutt can speak English. Funny thing is that the very next day, you can practically see the dog's "Watch this one" expression as he cranks out another log on the very same spot and the whole show starts all over again.

I guess that's my problem with all the Schumers:  They're totally ineffective.  Take Amy, for example.   The one who's supposed to be a comedian or something.  I remember that day when she was actually funny.  I think it was a Thursday. She went on and on about being fat and ugly. But it's been a lot of years and while she's still fat and ugly, it's just not funny anymore.  How many times can you make the same joke about tiny titties? Seriously, she needs to do a lot less talking and a lot more Pilates.  Or something.

Now we're going to have to watch Chuck deliver the same basic unfunny monologue as Amy.  There's a yawner.  Even Al Franken is funnier, and he's really a douchebag,

Carrot Head is going to approve Gorsuch anyway, so as I've said before, "What difference does it make?"  Wouldn't it be a better use of time for the Schumers to come up with newer, funnier material?  Jesus, this stuff is so simple!!!

But of course, NOBODY listens to me. Vince Foster didn't and look what happened to him.

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