What an exciting day! I'm tingling all over! I don't really knowing why I feel this way. I'm sure it's because it's the first days of springtime, but Dr. Morell insists that it's probably my accidental double-dosing the Niacin, which is supposed to increase my mental acuity. He pumps a few milligrams into me and then has me try to memorize lists of things, like dog, house, bribe. Then I have to repeat the list to him.
It's boring but worth the heat rush.
I feel so fortunate to live in this great country of ours where
After my prayers, I'd jump into bed and get all warm and cozy. Sometimes, when I was sure nobody in the house was awake, I'd hug my pillow and practice what it would be like to kiss a sexy movie star. I think I was 26 or 27 when I finally got the technique down, but by that time, Barbara Stanwyck and Joan Crawford were dead, so I had to focus on Michelle Pfeiffer.
Anyway, I sure hope that our great way of American medical care continues to advance. I know you won't believe me, diary, but I was never a fan of Obamacare. I knew it was unsustainable from the get-go, but try telling that to Obozo. That man wouldn't hear of it. It was always "my way or the highway" with him and nobody ever wanted to disagree with him because the minute you disagreed with him, he'd haul in Al Sharpton to declare you a racist. As if that was going to make the plan work! I am SO glad he's gone. I hope he's happy riding his bicycles in Hawaii. What a dick.
Now I hear that Carrot Head is trying to replace Obamacare. Or repeal it. Or something like that. I'm really not sure how anything works any more, but I do know that if I had won the you-know-what, things would be different. I used to travel a lot as Secretary of State. I'd travel to countries around the world to help them with their medical systems.
Maybe do something about all those flies.