I think I need a new bed. I've had this one for so long that there's a crater in the middle, which makes it really hard to find those renegade bits of Cap'n Crunch when they fall off my spoon. I have no idea where those suckers go, but once they're gone, the only way to find them is for Bessie to roll me to one side and feel around at the bottom of the mattress pit. She never finds them, but somehow they end up stabbing my butt at two in the morning and then I can't get back to sleep.
Dr. Morell says that all this inactivity is probably contributing to my weight gain, which has been considerable since the you-know-what. I hear that many
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