Feeling a bit melancholy today, because I hear that they're getting closer to replacing Scalia with that Gorsuch fellow from Colorado. I'm not sure why this makes me feel sad. Maybe because it takes me back to the time when I was a highly-paid Senator who managed to do nothing for six years and still collect a paycheck. Boy, those were the days. A girl could just hop on a plane to anywhere
Speaking of time, it turns out that
If they'd have asked me, I would have told them that
Hell, Cheney fired a shotgun into his best friend's face and the media treated it about as harshly as ants getting into the picnic sandwiches.
See? This is what happens when you leave the job to amateurs. Now everyone's snooping around, wondering why they drained Scalia's body fluids into the toilet and why they let a Boy Scout do the autopsy. Very messy.
They should have approved
Say what you will about