It's been a pretty bad year for me, but I was heartened when the mail arrived today. Along with the usual Costco and Target coupons, I always look forward to the invitations I get to speak at college graduations. Every year, I have the opportunity to influence the minds of young
In the past, I've spoken to
Since the you-know-what, however, there haven't been as many invitations, which makes my job a lot easier. For example, there's one from a "McDonald's University," asking me to expound on the virtues of the minimum wage. This is a terribly important issue that
I'm also considering an offer from something called "Ringling Brothers College," which would be a departure from my usual
After reviewing them, I think my favorite is ITT Tech, because they're
It's still a bit early, but that gives me a lot to think about. I've had Bessie talk to the mailman, because I know haven't been getting all my mail. The invitations from Harvard and Yale still haven't shown up and I hear Vassar has a
Oh look! We have turkey salad for lunch!