Bessie must have confused my doses yesterday, because I don't remember much other than making a number two after breakfast and then sleeping all day. Sometimes I think she and Dr. Morell have a thing going, but I can't prove it. All I have are dreams of Bessie in some jungle dress being chased around my bedroom by an old man in uniform who keeps barking in German about how he's going to "invade Ethiopia." It's kind of creepy, but Dr. Morell assures me it's nothing to worry about and probably just a side effect of the Propofol.
I wouldn't blame Dr. Morell if he found Bessie attractive. With her teeth in, she has a pretty smile that even
I guess there are a lot of
I'm glad to see O'Reilly go. He had his run and made gobs of dough, mainly by bashing me every chance he got. He and that hamster-headed Hannity raked me over the coals while giving Carrot Head a free pass every time. That's why I never went on their shows. One time, I was about to go on O'Reilly's show but at the last minute, Donna Brazile wasn't able to get me the questions, so
I'm pretty sure that FOX was going to fire O'Reilly, anyway. I've noticed that they're dumping everyone over sixty in favor for
Then I get bored and watch old reruns of "The Cosby Show." Now there's a man I can respect.