Today is actually a very exciting day, considering it's Sunday. Usually, Sundays are very sleepy days,
Today, however, is the first round of you-know-whats in France, and the entire world is watching! I'd watch, too, but Dr. Morell says I'm still having trouble handling
Let's face it, the non-male that everyone is talking about is Marine Le Pen, who looks as if she's on the same track as Carrot Head was during our you-know-what. She started out with very low poll numbers, but now people are saying she has a real shot at
On the one hand, she's not my type. I like brunettes, and as long as we have the wish list out, I prefer them younger and slimmer. And she needs to do something about her eyes. Whoever is doing her make up needs to bring them out more, because right now they look like two tiny blue thumb tacks pushed on to a potato.
On the other hand, I have to give her credit, because she
Also, Marin's father was a Nazi, and some people think that could put a crimp in things. But anyone who's picked up a history book knows that the French practically passed out party hats when the Nazis cruised down the streets of Paris during the second world war, so I doubt that would matter much. They sold out the Jews faster than a Beatles reunion at Coachella. Plus, my woman's intuition tells me that the French might be getting tired of
Unlike the you-know-whats we have here, the
And maybe change her name to Mahmuna.