Woke from my nap to hear Bill screaming at the television again. I swear, after he
He was a lot more fun when he was into Big Macs and
It's kind of pathetic.
Bill's sort of like those old generals that can't stop telling old war stories. Like the time in the nineties when the government had to shut down because nobody could approve a budget. At the time, that fat-face Newt was running things and was all up in the House of Representatives with his "Contract with America," which wasn't a contract at all, if you don't count the ones he signed for his book publishing deals. Jesus, that Gingrich would do anything for attention, including starting a dick flexing war with Bill over shutting down the government. When it finally happened, there was practically no money left and we had to go without
If I were
See how simple that is? It's so easy, but nobody listens to me, you know, because I'm a woman.
In other news, Dr. Morell says he might let me open the drapes this afternoon, but only if I promise to wear my helmet. I'll need Bessie to clip my fingernails, too, otherwise I can't do the chinstrap.