As if there wasn't enough to be depressed about, Dr. Morell tells me there's some kind of book out there, written by
I may be over-medicated, but even I can tell when trouble is afoot. I'll bet this new book has all of the worst stories ever told about me, except for
Even then, I had my detractors, who said that I was all talk and that I didn't really do anything for all those children. Well, I can tell you, dear diary, I did plenty to help them. For one thing, I
One place where we
Why are people so mean to me? Why do they have to write books like that about me? And why do they sell millions of copies? Next thing you know, they'll probably make a movie from the book, too.
I should call Webb Hubbell. He knows entertainment law. I'll bet he could get me points on the back end.