Even though it stays dark in my bedroom most of the time, I was able to tell that today was the fifth of May, which is a very important holiday for
The holiday is actually called "Cinco de Mayo", and even though I don't speak Mexican myself, I believe it translates roughly into "the grass won't grow if you let your dogs play on it," which is typical of these
As I understand it, Cinco de Mayo is not an official American holiday. In the United States,
For the record, everyone should know that Cinco de Mayo is not at all like Martin Luther King day, which is another
Dr. Morell says that I have to rest after my stressful week, even though for the life of me I can't remember doing that interview on CNN. So I can't celebrate Cinco de Mayo this year the way I normally do. I usually try to meet Donna Brasile for these kinds of occasions because she's black and I think she might be Mexican, which should cover all the bases. I mean, her name is Brasile and Brazil isn't that far from Mexico, so it's a safe bet.
Lately my pajamas smell like sour cheese. Is Bessie using a new laundry detergent or do I just need to blow my nose?