Just as I was beginning to think
Well, I guess that was big news to some people, but I've had farts after a Taco Bell run that were more surprising. Comey had it coming. If I'd been
Jesus, is there anything Schumer won't complain about? He's like a white Al Sharpton, only Jewish and less shriveled. Last year, early on in the you-know-what, Schumer was practically on his knees giving Comey a weekend knob job, telling the world how Comey was such a freaking Boy Scout. Then, just before the you-know-what, Schumer decided that Comey had to go. He's like a girl trying on clothes in the dressing room at T.J. Maxx. The man can't make up his mind. What's next, complaining about bloat and water weight gain? If you ask me, Schumer should spend less time in front of the camera and more time in front of the mirror figuring out where to fill in those terrible hair plugs that keep falling out.
To be honest, Comey getting fired is a really important moment, not only because he's going to be hard-pressed to continue making payments on that Tesla, but also because he made accusations about
But maybe now my luck will change. Maybe bad things happen for good reasons. I mean, compared to her situation, the Vince Foster thing was a cakewalk. Oh, I've been down this road with her before. While the going is good, she's out breaking hearts and hanging with that skinny Jew, but when the going gets rough, or she sees a pair of really hot Manolo Blahnik shoes, then she's all up in my ear, whispering things like, "I'll do that thing you really like" or "If you really loved me, you'd show me...so that I could show you."
That's how it is with here. Now that my
Dear God, I just can't get enough of that stuff.