I'm actually a little excited to think about the G7 conference happening in Europe right now. The G7 is a very important meeting, hosted somewhere in that perpetual war zone by seven permanent members, those being us, Great Britain, Canada, France and four others. Sleepy, Bashful, Doc and Grumpy, I think.
In addition to the permanent members, there are all kinds of guest countries who are invited. It's supposed to make them think they're important, but they really don't do anything. They usually just sit in the cheap seats and watch the
I never attended a G7 in an official capacity. That was Bill's duty when he was
One thing I'll bet Carrot Head isn't looking forward to is having to meet with Merkel, Macron and Trudeau. What a bunch of lightweights. Talk about fiddling while Rome burns, I'm sure the three of them are going to show up just long enough to get on camera and then sneak out to go shopping, because that's really the only reason to go to Italy. Merkel's the most butch, so I'm betting she'll drive. I have no idea how she puts up with the other two, though. They stop at every single window and constantly whine, "Can we go in here? I'll only be a second." Then they spend the rest of the afternoon trying everything on but hardly buying anything. And then whatever they do buy, they end up returning two days later.
God, I hate them.
Otherwise, I'm looking forward to the holiday weekend. Maybe Chel will bring her Jew brood over for brunch. But I bet they won't even bring a coffee cake. They're such freeloaders.