I have to admit that with so many senate hearings going on, I'm having a little trouble deciding who's
In any case, my political sense is that these are historic times and that I should be spending my time
I'm thinking of writing "Hillary: The Musical."
It will be just like "Hamilton," only more
I'm thinking of casting Tim Cook to play me. With make up, a wig and some dancing lessons, he could be a big draw. Also, I want George Clooney to play Huma. That will make the romance scenes really authentic. I'm thinking Ellen DeGeneres to play Podesta, because I've met her. She might be homo, but she's almost as annoying as that
I like this idea because it gives me complete freedom to
To make it relevant to the under 30 crowd, I'm working on a hip-hop dance called "Who's Groping Who?" It doesn't really have a melody, but it's about sex and darker people don't seem to care about anything but a beat, so I'm good there.
But nothing can match the heart-wrenching election night scene, where the main character belts out a pithy solo, "Who Can I Blame Now?" That's a real show stopper. The stage gets really dark and Tim, playing me, clutches
Finally, the stage lights up in a rousing chorus of "Resist and Persist!" It's an upbeat military march, where everyone on the stage holds hands and smiles as a big backdrop of the Titanic slowly sinks behind them. It's breathtaking, signifying my
We could sell tickets and soundtracks and t-shirts, too. I'm liking this. I wonder if Marvin Hamlisch is still alive?