I'm still under
I feel the need to get back to
I've asked Dr. Morell to approve a little indoor garden to help lift my spirits. I think it makes a person feel better when they make things grow and aside from this lump on my neck, I haven't really seen anything grow in a while. I don't think armpit hair counts, either. Dr. Morell mentioned that the last time we tried a little window box garden I ended up eating all the leaves off the geraniums and had to have my stomach pumped. But that was then and this is now. I think I convinced him I deserve another chance.
My suggestion was a little marijuana garden on the window sill. I did a little research and apparently it's perfectly legal to grow a few plants, just for personal use. All the
Bessie was all for the idea and told Dr. Morell that a little marijuana was perfectly safe, because if I eat the leaves on those plants, the worst that can happen would be me getting a raging case of the munchies. As long as we had enough Doritos and bean dip in the house, she assured the doctor everything would be fine.
I guess that did the trick, because Dr. Morell has approved it on a trial basis. Bessie is very eager to help out. She has friends in Haiti who can help us out, including leasing a warehouse in the Bronx with grow lights and drip irrigation systems, whatever that means.
It's great to have a hobby again. Things are looking up!