Today, I can imagine that
Every year, we make a big deal about Father's Day. That's when
Well, anyway, we had Chel, which meant that
It was different kind of celebration before
She signed up for it. She better get used to it.
We all have a pretty good time on Father's Day. Web comes over and sings and dances with Chel and then they go to the bathroom to look at themselves in the mirror side by side to see how much alike they look. I don't see how people could miss it. It's like two giant gropers peering through the tank window at Sea World. Especially the lips and those goggly eyes. Yuck. Creeps me out.
The only person who seems uncomfortable with the whole thing is Bill, who usually sits in the corner sulking until Web leaves. I don't know why he has to act that way. We all had a firm understanding about it. He got hookers and I got a kid. That was the deal. It's not my fault he shoots blanks. Then again, that's probably all that's kept him out of jail all these years. Just look at how all that stuff has boomeranged on Bill Cosby. You don't see me sulking about him and Loretta Lynch all alone in an airplane, and believe me, there's a story there.
I wish he'd grow up. Jesus. We're all adults.
After Web leaves, Chel gives Bill a