Spending 23 hours a day
I think what they really mean is that
All of my Yiddish team agree that at most, we'd plea some kind of mental mumbo-jumbo that would get me a few months in a looney bin with a longer term
I'm kidding, of course. I expect my Jew Crew to stall off the Feds for decades. I was joking about all that other stuff. People don't realize that I have a great sense of humor. They never know when I'm joking, but I'm actually a very funny person. I used to make Huma giggle all the time by treating her as my love slave. I'd pretend I wasn't going to pay her and she'd get all mad and then we'd fight and then we'd make up.
It was yummy.
I can make really funny faces, too. Remember my reaction to that chai tea in the coffee shop? Or how about that retard impression I did at the convention when all the balloons dropped from the ceiling? I thought those were knee-slappers, but the only person who laughed was Dr. Morell while he was giving me another injection.
That's what I don't understand. Carrot Head can say or tweet anything he wants and people laugh. I do one or two riffs on the Special Olympics and the press crucifies me. I'm so misunderstood.
I'm sure it's because I'm a woman.