I understand that for most of the
For me, however, this year's July Fourth celebration is nothing like the one in 2016. At that time, the you-know-what was in full swing and I was already picking out china patterns for when we were moving back into the
Well, everything wasn't fine and dandy. For one thing, instead of playing up how different I was, they should have used the occasion to show how much I have in common with the non-women who founded this country: For example, George Washington wore a wig and had fake teeth. Me too. See?
This stuff is easy, but if there's anything I've learned, it's that if you want
That's what I get for being inclusive. Huma doesn't call or visit anymore, so now the only fireworks I ever get to see are when I double dose the Ambien.
The hell with them. I'm staying in tonight.