Ever since Dr. Morell switched me over to the non-drowsy antihistamines, my
Back when I was important, I used to go those European meetings to discuss very important issues like nuclear proliferation, climate change and the elimination of cilantro from my chef's salad. In those days, however, the number one topic was the use of torture against
Most people don't know that while torture was illegal in the USA, there were torture chambers set up in Poland, where the CIA had front row seats to watch non-Americans
You had to buy your own beer, though.
Of course, there were some pretty grizzly episodes that remain classified to this day. Like the time when
I had my limo whisk me back to my hotel and returned with a CD of Barbra Streisand's Greatest Hits. At first, even the
Turns out he didn't have any really good information and was later found to have "hanged himself in his cell" (tee hee), but I got to show everyone that I can be tough. And the best part was I didn't have to pay for the pizza.