Got up early today, because around here, it's Taco Tuesday and I didn't want to be late for lunch. Even though I'm on a severely restricted diet, Dr. Morell says that if I keep the menu limited to hard shell tacos, I should be okay because they have almost no gluten in them.
For all these years, I had been wondering why I've had to eliminate
Dr. Morell says that "you are what you eat," and that too many glutens can make me irritable. Now that I think about it, I ate a lot of hot dog buns during the you-know-what. I also drank my share of beer and scotch, which probably made me a bear to live with! It's always good to know that there's
Hey, it worked for Dan White when he gunned down George Moscone and Harvey Milk. He blamed Twinkies for everything and dodged a serious bullet. Nobody thought that Twinkie defense would work, seeing as how a hundred million school kids were keeping Hostess afloat every day at lunch time without one school teacher ever getting taken out, but it did. Only did seven years for pre-meditated murder. I could do that standing on my head.
This seems like a good move to me. Those Jew lawyers are worth every penny we overpay them. Bill originally wanted to hire a team of
Anyway, I love Taco Tuesdays! I just hope I don't find more rat parts in the ground beef like I did last time. Bessie is a pretty good cook, but she can get a little sloppy every now and then.