Well, now I've heard everything. There's a story going around about how Carrot Head's new golden boy Scaramucci is splitting up from his wife. They say she was nine months pregnant when she filed for divorce from
It's just not as romantic.
I know this from experience, because when I was giving birth to Chel,
Non-women don't realize how taxing it is to be pregnant. Your body goes through all kinds of hormone imbalances. You can be kind and loving one minute and really angry the next. I remember having dinner with Bill one night, when for no apparent reason at all, I threw a steak knife at him while yelling a Japanese Ninja war chant. I don't even know Japanese, so I have to assume it was the same hormone imbalances that caused
Of course, none of this has anything to do with a woman's ability to be Commander in Chief of the most powerful nation on the planet. A lot of misogynist non-women will tell you
Now that I think about it, I was getting pretty good with those steak knives.