This summer weather has really taken a toll on me. Yesterday I found out the hard way that diuretics and antihistamines do not play well together. I don't remember much, but Bessie insists that when I got drowsy I sneezed really hard and let loose from every orifice I own. It was a mess. All I can say is thank goodness for rubber sheets and bleach. If it hadn't been so gross, I'd have to say it was pretty impressive.
I haven't been keeping track of my expenses -- we have
This is why I campaigned so hard for tax reform during the you-know-what. I had a plan that was really nifty, but for some reason, nobody wanted to hear about it. They just kept harping about my e-mails. Everyone kept harassing me about not picking up the phone to help our people in Benghazi, but I was really busy working out a new tax plan. Or sleeping. I forget which.
My plan was much fairer than what we have now. These days, unless you're a multi-national corporation, you can't benefit from any tax breaks. But my plan had benefits for all
With all of this LGBTQ
I'm also working on a tax deduction for
I have other ideas, too. Should make me unstoppable in 2020!