Slept like a rock last night. I don't know if it's the cooler autumn weather or the new Valium gel-caps, but I woke up feeling great. Even the burns from the leather wrist straps didn't burn nearly as much as they usually do in the morning. My improvement gives me faith in our medical system and started me thinking about overhauling this whole Obamacare thing.
If I were
1. I'd make
2. The next thing I'd do is encourage home health care, by sponsoring subsidies that make less costly remedies, like Colt 45 and Kool menthols, practically free by taxing
3. The next thing I'd do is have the CDC audit for unnecessary medical tests. Those blood tests are so unnecessary. Same thing with urine tests. In the old days, the doctor tasted your sample and if was too sweet, you had diabetes. Simple. Some things don't need changing. I still taste my own urine every morning, but one quart is my limit. After that, my tummy gets a little growly.
Of course, neither Carrot Head or Congress returns my calls. I've always been the "big idea" person. I like to leave the details to
Didn't work out so well last November.